Awesome vs. Aliens

The movie Monsters vs Aliens is all this article suggests the good will always triumph over evil. The movie focuses on the life of the monster Susan. Her rise to monsterdom. Her fall to being a humanoid. And her rise again. But the funniest character is B.O.B the gelatinous mass.

The Best book series

The best book series I have ever read is Warriors. They are about cats. But not just any cats fighting cats. So for all you boys out there cats can be awesome. The first in the series is 'Into the Wild'. The first in the second series is 'Midnight'. The first in the third series is 'The sight'

Catching tadpoles

Yesterday I went to catch tadpoles. But since it was afternoon all and I repeat all the tadpoles were hiding. A word of advice look for tadpoles in the morning. But the most important thing I learned was never go barefoot.

The amazing tart

The tart my uncle (and his friend) brought was really tasty. It had mouth-watering strawberries, sweet peaches and yummy kiwis.

The weekly quote

Every week I'll have a funny quote. The first of these is:

"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style"
-Quentin Crisp

The Money Trick

If someone owes you a dollar and says to put your finger over the president's face then catch it. Don't do it! You'll lose the dollar because you can't react fast enough to catch the dollar. You have been warned! If you lose a twenty don't come crying to me.

Easter egg oh easter egg

Can Easter egg dye dry any slower. You can spend an entire day on one egg. Adding stickers is a pain most of the time the sticky stuff stays on the paper. But for me it is one hundred times harder. My dog is big and leans hard on your legs. If you're trying to do a half and half with a dog, don't -it's a recipe for spilled dye.