Awesome vs. Aliens

The movie Monsters vs Aliens is all this article suggests the good will always triumph over evil. The movie focuses on the life of the monster Susan. Her rise to monsterdom. Her fall to being a humanoid. And her rise again. But the funniest character is B.O.B the gelatinous mass.

The Best book series

The best book series I have ever read is Warriors. They are about cats. But not just any cats fighting cats. So for all you boys out there cats can be awesome. The first in the series is 'Into the Wild'. The first in the second series is 'Midnight'. The first in the third series is 'The sight'

Catching tadpoles

Yesterday I went to catch tadpoles. But since it was afternoon all and I repeat all the tadpoles were hiding. A word of advice look for tadpoles in the morning. But the most important thing I learned was never go barefoot.

The amazing tart

The tart my uncle (and his friend) brought was really tasty. It had mouth-watering strawberries, sweet peaches and yummy kiwis.

The weekly quote

Every week I'll have a funny quote. The first of these is:

"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style"
-Quentin Crisp

The Money Trick

If someone owes you a dollar and says to put your finger over the president's face then catch it. Don't do it! You'll lose the dollar because you can't react fast enough to catch the dollar. You have been warned! If you lose a twenty don't come crying to me.

Easter egg oh easter egg

Can Easter egg dye dry any slower. You can spend an entire day on one egg. Adding stickers is a pain most of the time the sticky stuff stays on the paper. But for me it is one hundred times harder. My dog is big and leans hard on your legs. If you're trying to do a half and half with a dog, don't -it's a recipe for spilled dye.

Crazy Dog

My dog betsy, is so totally crazy. She's eaten more than one stick of butter in the three years we've had her. But trust me thats not all she's eaten--banana bread, datenut bread, pantyhose, tissues, chicken poo, trail mix, and marbles. If you ever go to my house you'd
know that my dog likes to lick soap.

Little League are you mad

Little League umps stink. A pitch at eye level isn't a strike. But then again only the old gray beard guy is a good ump. But he is a major ump.

The Awesomeness

The One website that is completely filled with Awesomeness is Webkinz.Never again will you run out of things to do. Contests, Jobs ,Gem mining, Gardening ect. ect.But you must buy a webkinz plush toy access this or buy one at the Webkinz e-store. Stunt dirtbike on addicting Games is fun once Mastered.

Yellow Spotted Lizards

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If you are ever lost in the desert you may find what many have seen, but few have told, a yellow spotted lizard! First of all, the yellow spotted lizard lives off the beaten path. The lizards live in holes in the desert. They live twenty to a hole. The next thing you should know is their diet. Living in the desert does not give a vast amount of choices so the lizards have adapted to eating cactus thorns. Every lizard values small prey and may fight over an animal. They also eat small insects that fly in the desert. Sun flower seed shells are also on their diet. Another thing you should know is what a yellow spotted lizard looks like. They have eleven yellow spots, but the spots are hard to see on their yellow greenish body. Their eyes are deceiving, the skin around them is red but the eyes are yellow. The body of the lizard is six to ten inches long. You should also know their way of protecting themselves. Their primary protection is hiding in holes away from predatory birds. In a desperate attack, they will use their strong legs to jump out and use their deadly bite. So in conclusion if you see a yellow spotted lizard, just walk away and warn your friends.

Hi Everyone!

This is Lolly, short for lollypop!

I think hamsters should fly and I like pickling cotton.